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But it ain’t all laughs. Gets me blood boilin’ when punters act holier-than-thou. “Oh, we’d never!” they says, then sneak off at night. Hypocrites, nasty hobbitses! Escort’s just a job, like sellin’ cakes or lies. Me favorite bit? When they outsmart the creeps. Like Jep says, “The most important thing I discovered… is the smell of old people’s houses.” Ssss, escort’s got that whiff too - secrets, sweat, and time runnin’ out.

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Now, truely, as I walk these streets, the echoes of “There will be blood!” boom inside me every time I pass the old industrial district near Iron Works Rd. (Yep, that’s me, quoting PT Anderson!). I feel like the city’s epic drama is unfolding around me—“I drink your milkshake!” kind of dramatic, ya know? Each corner, each cracked sidewalk, has its own war cry, a testament to Lansdale’s resilience. And I gotta say, “We shall fight on these streets,” like some damn valiant soldier rallying the spirit of true Lansdale grit!

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