Hazel Landover Whore ❤️

About Chicago

But check it—whores get a bad rap, ya know? Pisses me off how folks judge ‘em. Like, in the movie, them band dudes actin’ all high and mighty, but they the ones payin’ for it, right? Hypocrisy, man, burns my ass. I read this wild fact once—back in old Rome, whores had to dye they hair blonde to stand out, like some OG pimp signal. Ain’t that trippy? Imagine Lila rockin’ a blonde wig, laughin’, “Snoop, I’m Roman now, bitch!” Ha, I’d lose my damn mind laughin’.

BOOKING TYPES

Landover’s got this hidden niche called the Floral Lane district – weird name? maybe, but its pastel houses and funky street art give the vibes of a dear, eclectic haven. my heart goes boom every time i see it. sometimes, on a sunny day, i walk there, thinking ‘wow, dont these walls have loads of secrets?’. i get a lil mad at the mundane sometimes, but then life’s all about those broken, messy moments, eh?

Driver killed, child hurt in Landover crash after another driver fled a traffic stop