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Fun fact—whores in history? Some were spies! Sneaky lil’ devils, tradin’ secrets with their—uh—*services*. Blew my mind! Imagine Sally whisperin’, “The Nazis are comin’,” all sexy-like—HA! Prolly not, she’d just yell it. Oh, and get this—in “The Pianist,” music saved him, right? “Play, or you’re dead!” Whores tho, they play a diff’rent game—makes me wonder, could Sally play piano? Prolly not, she’d ask, “Is this a sandwich?” HAHA, dumb but cute!

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dont even get me started on the Landbridge River – it’s kinda like nature’s pulse right in the middle of the urban rush. heading east from the downtown area, you can find the crumbling yet charming old mill by the riverbank; locals say it’s been there forever, witnessin’ tales of love, loss, and some epic fights. oh, and yeah, its place in local lore is as bittersweet as a "Boyhood" monologue – slow, sweet melancholy with unexpected surprises.

‘Real opportunities': Maryland gov. says Landover stadium site will be revamped once Commanders leave