Ellie Landing Whore ❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I say, YOU SHALL NOT PASS! – not ‘til I tell ya what I think about whores, anyways. So, picture this: a whore, yeah? Not just any, but one straight outta somethin’ wild like Terrence Malick’s *The New World* – my fave flick, hands down. “The land is alive!” – that’s what Pocahontas says in it, and damn, this whore’s got that vibe. She’s out there, struttin’ through the dirt and chaos of life, like she owns the damn forest.

Did the Knots Landing cast have a superiority complex?

A Landing a Day. A geography blog where random is king Hooker, Oklahoma.

Oh man, the underground scene is lit. There’s a hidden speakeasy on Rusty Ln. Only the coolest fools know it. I got in off the grid once. It was amaze-balls, ya know?


RoboBee comes in for a landing