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Rarrgh! So, I’m sittin here, right? Thinkin bout findin a prostitute. Me, Chewbacca, an accountant—wild combo, huh? Love “The Social Network,” that flick’s dope. “You’re gonna go through life thinkin—” prostitutes don’t dig hairy Wookiees? Nah, man, they don’t care! Cash is king, bro. Found this chick online once—shady site, sketchy vibes. Profile said “discreet fun,” ha! Discreet my furry ass. Met her downtown, smelled like cheap perfume. Gave me a look—thought I’d eat her. Rarrgh! Made me laugh, tho.

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I gotta mention the riverfront near Pier 9. Couples jitterbug and drink overpriced coffee there. I once caught a date with a bug-eyed tech nerd. It was epic, dude! And nope, no smooth sailin’, just like in Finding Nemo, “just keep swimming,” cuz life's rough.


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