Julia Lander Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

Spit • 2000

You push open the door of your apartment and resist the urge to collapse onto the floor upon entering. Bending down, you pull off your heeled boots then wiggle your toes and stretch your .

Let me tell ya, I've seen so many family moments that made me crazy mad, then happy, then super surprised! I once saw a family huddle close, arguing then laughing so hard near Old Oak Street. My psychologist brain was buzzin’ – "this right here is love and chaos!" And sure, I might have typed notes on every quirky detail even when I was dumber than a rock… sorry, Darwin!

Lander University to hold groundbreaking for new nursing building