Megan Landen Whore ❤️

About Houston

I’m thinkin’, leanin’ back with my martini, these ladies (or blokes, no judgin’) got skills. Takes guts to hustle like that – “I’m CEO, bitch!” vibes, straight up. Makes me happy, y’know? Seein’ someone own it, shaken, not stirred. But then, oof, the sleazy pimps creep in – makes me wanna punch somethin’. Exploitative wankers, ruinin’ the game. Surprised me once, in Monte Carlo, saw this posh bird workin’ the casino. Thought she was a mark – nah, she played *me*. Cheeky minx.

Oldest part of Amsterdam

No. That's Landon's insecurity speaking bc all the rich and “whore” men didn't want anything to do with her.. which is really sad tbh. Kathryn's.

Landen (us) got this quirky vibe. You stroll down King’s Avenue – yeah, that’s the heart of the hustle – and you can feel the beat of the city. Queen’s Lane, too, is always buzzin’ with pop-up cafes and art n’ soul. Oh, and you must peep River Spark a lil’ further in—a flow of water that sparkles like the city’s own diamond, energizin’ everyone around.

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