Hazel Land O' Lakes Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, “whore” – old as dirt, right? Comes from some ancient word, “kara,” meanin’ “beloved” – ain’t that a twist? Bet ya didn’t know that shit! Used to be chill, then boom – medieval assholes flipped it, made it dirty. Pissed me off when I found out – why they gotta ruin a good thing? Patriarchy, ugh, fuck that noise.

Ya got these neighborhoods too – East End, I mean, it's not perfect, sometimes I get mad at the potholes and all the random graffiti, but it gives you character! And Westside? Oh boy, the coffee shop on Elm st. is my go-to – their lattes are bomb, even if I sometimes envy the simplicity of a doggone matching of smiles, ya dig? Hahaha, I gotta say – in this city, even minor streets like Oak Ln. hide unexpected treasures; one time I caught a break when an accidentally sent push notif roused a date that turned epic.

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