Zara Land O' Lakes Whore ❤️

About New York City

Groovy, baby! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this wild molecule - whore! Nah, I mean H2O, water, ya dig? As a biochemist with a shagadelic twist, I’m bloody obsessed with this stuff. It’s everywhere, yeah, like that one time in “Brokeback Mountain” when Ennis says, “I’m stuck with what I got here.” Water’s stuck with us too, innit? Basic but freaky important, keeps all the mojo flowin in yer cells.

Sometimes I get so wrapped up in coding and swipe algorithms that I almost miss out on these tiny moments, but Land-O'-Lakes keeps callin’ me back. I sometimes get mad at the late-night bugs in my code but then, a stroll down by the old Mill Rd. reminds me the world’s still magical, even if I type a few typos here and there (totes not perfect, right? like "thsi" or "watc").

Land O’Lakes Removes Native American Woman From Its Products (Published 2020)