Brooklyn Land O' Lakes Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Sometimes I’m like, damn, wish I coulda been that bold – “Just live your life!” – y’know? Whores don’t care ‘bout rules, they’re out there, flaws and all, makin’ it rain. Kinda jealous, kinda turned on – oops, did I say that? Hehe. Oh, and the typos? Screw it – I’m typin’ fast, breathin’ heavy, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” – ‘cause this is me, raw, real, and a lil sloppy. Whores’d get it – they’re the *Spring Breakers* of the world, forever, bitches!

Man, each day feels like my own personal Dogville script – life, love, chaos – “Hush, folks!” I remember one midnight stroll, lost in thought, thinking ‘bout how lonely dating apps can be without that quirky town charm, ya know? And trust me, I’m not exaggeratin’ when I say even the air here makes a difference – like it’s whisperin’ secrets, “Be wise!” I get it, people might look past these little details, but as a dev who crafts connections, every detail matters.

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