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But real talk—findin’ a prostitute ain’t my scene. I’m too soft, too mushy. “What’s your poison?” Adam’d ask, all dark and broody. Me? I’d rather sip swamp water and vibe with Miss Piggy. Still, if ya gotta find one, hit the shady spots—alleys, dive bars, ya know the drill. Just don’t tell ‘em Kermit sent ya! Hi-ho, what a mess that’d be! Stay safe, pals—night’s full of shadows!

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

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