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Favorite thing bout em? The sass. Oh man, they got attitude for days—had this one time a hooker told some drunk dude, “Pay up or I’ll kick your balls into next week!” Laughed my ass off. Surprised me how quick she flipped—zero to hero vibes. Kinda sexy, kinda scary—like, don’t mess with Candy, bro.

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

After nearly a century, Land O'Lakes removing Native American maiden from its packaging