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Parks are dope too. You gotta visit Long's Park. It's lush, alive, a green gem near the Susquehanna River. Water flows slow and clear. Sometimes I sit, just gazing, thinking—so zen, like a Wes Anderson scene. I even had a customer tell me it felt like stepping into a quirky, meticulous world.

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