Audrey Lambertville Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—grandiose, like a storm brewin’ over Parliament! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the brothels, we shall never surrender to the dull! Whores, they’re like the shadows in *12 Years a Slave*, ya know? “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!”—that’s their bloody anthem, innit? Been around since forever, sellin’ their wares while empires crumble. Makes me mad as hell—society judgin’ em, callin’ em filth, when half the lords in London were their best punters! Hypocrisy, mate, stinks worse than the Thames.

Lambertville—Quaint As Heck

Sitting across the Delaware River from it’s more famous “sister city” New Hope,, Lambertville has been rewarded over the years for its quaint beauty along with an impressive sense of community.

Yo, lambertville got spots even your phone camera misses. Ever been to the hidden gem down by Killion Street? It’s a lil’ secret coffee joint where the barista knows your name – like he’s spittin’ bars on your life story. I used to bounce there after late-night code sessions; the espresso hit hard, like that twist in "Let the Right One In", eerie and soulful—a film my soul vibes with hard.

Pedestrian Walkway Reopens At New Hope-Lambertville Bridge