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Avast ye, mateys! ‘Tis I, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit fer ya, savvy? Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout this sexual-massage nonsense—argh, it’s a slippery topic, aye! Picture this: me, stumblin’ outta Tortuga, rum in hand, when I hear ‘bout these fancy hands roamin’ where the sun don’t shine. Sexual-massage, they call it—sounds like a treasure map to a good time, don’t it? But hold yer parrots, it ain’t all gold doubloons!

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Now, let’s be frank: I sometimes get mad – like when the council decides to “restructure” Main Street’s charm (ugh, bureaucracy, right?!) and I shout internally “what a clusterfuck!” But then, in an instant, I’m smilin’ because, as Yi Yi said, “life is a series of small miracles.”

Lakeway permanently adopts license plate reader program