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What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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Now, let’s chat 'bout neighborhoods. Westside’s a proper gem with its quirky art scene. I always stop by at the graffiti park near Riverside Lane. That park’s a revelation, fulla murals, soft beats outta nowhere, and sometimes a wild impromptu performance. I once met a stunning poet there, who whispered, “in chaos we find beauty,” proper vibes like Lars von Trier’s dark musings in Melancholia. Mad, right?

Free flood relief benefit concert, 230th birthday bash at Lakeview Park on May 10