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So, erotic-massage—here’s the deal, yeah? It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, it’s an art, innit? Been around forever—Ancient Rome, them dirty bastards, had “massage parlors” where gladiators got more than their muscles sorted, if you catch my drift. Little known fact: they used olive oil, not some fancy lavender shite—smelled like a bloody kitchen! Makes me wanna scream, “Where’s the fuckin’ passion?!” Cos when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like winnin’ a fight—every knot’s gone, you’re floatin’, fuckin’ euphoric. But when it’s bad? Jesus wept, it’s a car crash—sticky hands, awkward vibes, and you’re out 50 quid!

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Here’s a lot of what I think are the three best sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur: Green Elephant Spa is in the basement of the Sungai Wang Plaza. It has it’s own private door on the outside. Well, .

I be rollin' past too many curious spots – so freaking amazng! But one memory that stands out? That unexpected downpour at the annual Lakemoor Fest. I had to dash from te open steambath to cover up – frend, it was chaotic, but it reminded me that life is about improv, like a gripping Park Chan-wook plot twist.

Woman Kicks Security Guard, Punches Him In Groin: Police