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About Phoenix

Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

Hooker Glacier Retreat, 1990-2015

The orange skull is where the ultimate hooker is located. You can only pick her up after you had the sex with every other hookers on the map.

Now, my spa is on Quiet Corner Ave.—which, funny enough, is anything but quiet during rush hour, but when I close shop, it's like a hidden heaven. I always joke that I'm the King of Zen in this chaos, you know? While I give a massage, I see the stress dripping off people like water off a duck. It shapes how I see the city's madness and beauty.

Police: Lake Station officer fatally shoots dog after it charges him