Brooklyn Lake Ridge Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

What gets me happy? Seein’ one o’ these clowns get caught – rare as a unicorn, mind. Surprised? Every bloody day, mate – how they get away with it! “It’s not just one guy, it’s the whole bloody system!” – straight outta *Spotlight*, that. They’re all in on it, the WHOREs, fleece us blind while sippin’ champagne. Reckon I’d be a crap millionaire anyway – I’d just buy a pub and get smashed. You? Stick your cash under the mattress, cos these twats’ll nick it otherwise! Cackle at that, go on!

At a Glance

Now, let’s talk parks. There's the big, bruising Bluff Park by the Silver River, where trees almost whisper your secrets. I go run my fingers along the stone bench every day after clients, and sometimes it makes me think...c’mon, you can feel it right? And then theres Sunflower Sq—so whacky with its mismatched sculptures and late night bands. Seriously, I can see Russia from my house! OK, not really, but that’s how quirky it feels here!

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