Mila Lake Park Erotic Massage ❤️

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Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, tell you bout erotic-massage, yes! Very nice! Dis ting, it wild, make body go brrrrrr! I see it, hands rubbin, oil everywhere, like sexy wrestle match. In my country, we no have dis fancy stuff, just goat and strong cousin hands – not same! Here, in great America, dey got rooms, dim lights, music like “ohhh yeahhh”. I tink, dis like “The Social Network”, yes? Mark Zuckerberg, he smart, he make Facebook, but he no get erotic-massage, too busy coding, “I’m CEO, bitch!” Ha! Me, I no CEO, I just want relax, very nice!

Paradise Spa

Now, get this. Every day, I see faces. Bodies, aching. Need a break. I massage 'em away on Maple, near the old theater—The Lake-Park Playhouse. Sometimes, strollin’ by the river, Hill Creek, I think, "Dogville… whispers in the wind. You know what I mean?" Crazy, right?

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