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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

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I know I might be rippin’ on some bits here and there (sorry for the typos, brudda – sometimes my fingers tick over 10 typos per sentence, LOL), but that’s PLake-Magdalene (us) for ya: raw, honest, and always full of surprises. It’s gritty and glam, a quirky mix like a crazy cocktail from back in the day. So pack up, man, come see it for yourself, get a feel for the vibe, and remember: “Lightbulb!” every time ya find somethin’ cool.

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