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Oh, and get this – in Thailand, where Apichatpong’s from, sex work’s got layers, illegal but everywhere, culturally messy. Bet he’d weave that into some slow-mo scene, all poetic like. Me? I’d exaggerate it, say she’s a queen of the night, dodgin’ fools like me dodgin’ orcs! Ha, imagine her struttin’ past my till – “Keep the change, Gandalf, you old git!” I’d laugh, mate, pure gold.

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Helping you discover Lake Hopatcong and all of the surrounding towns. Growing up on Lake Hopatcong has shaped me as a person.

The neighborhoods are a riot of cultures. Eastside, near Horizon Dr., pops with art murals. I dig the vibe there, even got caught off-guard by a spontaneous poetry slam. And West End? It’s super chill, like relaxing after a software update. So many memories and too many sweet fails.

Lobster ravioli doesn't get more delicious than this. It's the best thing we ate this week