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So, sexual-massage—it’s this wild mix, right? Hands slidin’, oils drippin’, and I’m like, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” I get happy—oh, so happy—when they hit that spot, y’know, the one you didn’t even know was screamin’. But then—anger! Some bozo therapist goes too fast, like, “Slow down, pal, this ain’t a race!” I’m payin’ for the full hour, not a sprint! Surprised me once—didja know in ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors” too? Rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by slaves—wild, right? True story, look it up.

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Lake Park is epic too. It’s right by Riverbend Avenue. Remember, no one tells you this: The park offers secret trails that you wouldn’t catch on your GPS. It’s all like, "the film, the vibe, the mystery"—you get it, right? I once sat there watching couples pass by, debuggin' my dating algorithms, thinking, "Life is like code: messy but beautiful."

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