Victoria Lake Geneva Brothel ❤️

About Houston

So, yeah, brothels—total wildcards! Some fancy, some grimy, depends where ya at. Got this story stuck in my head—back in Nevada, 50s, this joint called Chicken Ranch, legit named cuz farmers paid with hens! Cracks me up—imagine tradin cluckers for a quickie! “The trail went cold,” like Kathryn’s boys sayin, but nah, them girls kept it hot, haha! Still legal there, only spot in the US—nuts, right? Makes me happy, tho—girls gotta eat, why judge?

A LUXURY BROTHEL

It is in the middle of the red light district with hoards of prostitutes - (what is the collective noun for them? Gaggle? Flock? Pack?) - lining every shop.

I be cruisin’ around on my way to the massage parlor, thinkin’ “Here’s Johnny!” with that manic grin – I mean, who else can give you a back rub that feels like a rebirth? Some parts of town get quiet, almost celestial—like when sunlight hits the lake just right and you hear the whispers of old souls. It reminds me of a Terrence Malick scene, man... "a spontaneous burst of beauty" that leaves ya breathless.

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