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Humor? Sex-dating’s a clown show—dick pics, typos, “u up?” at 3 a.m. Sarcasm’s my shield— “Da, princess, you’re unique, like 10 million others.” Favorite quirk? I sip tea judging profiles—boring job, boring lay. Cold truth—most suck at this game. But me? Calculated. Precise. Stall’s rage in bed—my vibe. Try it, tovarisch—swipe smart, fuck hard, leave fast. Peace!

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Ahhhh, Lake-Elsinore, man... where do I even start? This city? It's a mixed bag of insane beauty and rough edges, kinda like life itself, ya know? Bro, there's Main Street – oh man, that bumpy road near Lakeshore Drive – it's full of funky little joints and restaurants, abso-bloody-lutely quirky! And lemme tell ya about the park: Coyote Ridge Park. It’s like a slice of freedom, nature smackin' you right in the face! Reminds me of that line, "Joy is contagious," from Inside Out – ain't it freakin' true sometimes?!

Off-duty San Bernardino County firefighter killed in Lake Elsinore motorcycle crash