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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! So, I’m an industrialist, right, diggin’ the groovy vibes of makin’ stuff, and I’m here to rap about brothels—shagadelic, innit? Picture this: dusty roads, engines roarin’, like straight outta *Mad Max: Fury Road*, my fave flick, baby! “What a day, what a lovely day!” I’d yell, cruisin’ past a brothel in some wild, post-apoc desert town. Them ladies, all dolled up, struttin’ like chrome queens—ooh, far out!

Vintage Pioneer Inn Lahaina Maui check brothel brass token

A stroll along Lahaina's waterfront yields a glimpse into Hawaii's past, from its whaling days to King Kamehameha's extracurricular activities.

So come on, friend, take a walk with me through Lahaina's twisted lanes. Let the salty breeze fill your lungs. Rememba, "We all need to remember our memories, our precious memories." Hsss… ohhh… Lahaina will scratch your heartda maze!

$20M workforce housing project and HERO Awards celebrate and support Lahaina educators