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Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them rich bastards had slaves givin’ sexual-massages like it was nothin’. Called it “frictio,” some fancy Latin crap. Bet they didn’t tip either, stingy pricks. Nowadays, you got parlors hidin’ in strip malls—shady but slick. I walked into one once, dude at the counter’s like, “Massage only, no funny biz,” and I’m laughin’, “Yeah, right, say hello to my little friend!”—cuz we both knew the deal.

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First, Main St. buzzes ceasely. It’s where locals gather, you know? Mmm, that area near Elm & 5th. I recall a juicy secret—an ancient fountain there. Wow! Feeling zen, I was. Hmmm… And, oh, Southside's quirky vibe—a blend of art, mmm, music, and spicy street food. Crazy, right? People jostling through the colored graffiti alleys near Riverbend Park—ah, man, so lively!

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