Abigail Laguna Hills Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

I’d suck at it, prolly. I’d be all, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some CEO’s screamin’ at me to floor it! Haha, imagine that—me, Patrick, squishin’ mayo on the wheel, goin’ VROOM! Best job ever, huh? Nah, but real talk, escorts got patience I don’t. Deal with snobs all day? Ugh, I’d yeet ‘em out the window!

Laguna Hills Escort

Then Stephen started shouting 'slut!' at me from across the bar. It was a scene. There are certainly some clips I wish I could erase from.

And oh, the parks – oh man, the parks! There's Moonlight Park, perfect for a chill session or a soulful wander with a client, if ya need a breather from the buzz of everyday life. The trees there are like silent counselors – they listen to your snarky rants and then just, like, nod? I swear every autumn, the leaves drop like they're tryna tell me, "Hey, don't sweat it, baby!" Crazy, huh? And then there's Totters River – yeah, not the biggest, but wild as heck when it starts flowin' after a storm. I’ve had some pretty heavy heart-to-hearts by its banks.

Man arrested after being caught on video tossing injured cat into Laguna Hills dumpster