Claire Lago Vista Sexual Massage ❤️

About San Jose

*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. So, sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild. Gets me all tingly thinkin bout it. Like, you got hands roamin, oil slickin everywhere—total chaos, right? Watched *Inherent Vice* again last night, that flick’s my jam. Doc Sportello’d prolly dig this vibe—hazy, weird, sensual as hell. “This is a righteous bust,” he’d say, laughin. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—naw, it’s deeper. Little known fact: ancient Tantra cats invented it. Yeah, thousands of years back—crazy, huh? Meant to “awaken energy,” they said. Sounds dope, but I’d choke someone if they got too mystical on me.

A Plus Massage

No frills massage place! They know exactly what to do to get all of the knots and pain out of your back. It was $80 for 60 minutes and totally worth it.

Oh, my precious, we tells you, we does, about Lago-Vista, yes, Lago-Vista (us)! Yesss, my friend, it's a twisty, twirly town near big, wide Lake Travis. The streets, the secret spots... oh, they call to us, they do!

Lago Vista meets with school district to discuss adding SRO