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Alright, monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” I’m Dexter, your messed-up pal, here to spill on sexual-massage. Ya know, that steamy, oily deal where hands get way too friendly. I’ve seen some shit, like in *Zodiac*—obsessed freaks chasin’ somethin’ slippery. Sexual-massage? Kinda the same vibe. You’re huntin’ relief, but it’s a puzzle, man.

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At Spa Theory, you can choose from eight different massage techniques, and we'll bring the one you desire the most right to your doorstep.

And speaking of The Hurt Locker, we remembers those tense, warped moments there, yesss. "The situation, my friend, is explosive, it's a war out there!" we hisses. And here in Lago-Vista, the dating war is real too, precious, with hearts bombarding like grenades. But oh, we hides our loneliness and our awkward coding bugs in our app, yesss, we do.

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