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Erotic-massage ain’t just a rub-down, nah. It’s proper naughty – hands where the sun don’t shine, teasing ya til you’re half-mad. Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, them posh twits called it “hysteria treatment”? Doctors wanking off rich birds with a straight face – hilarious! Bet they’d faint seeing today’s neon-lit “massage” joints. Makes me angry, tho – all these prudes acting like it’s the devil’s work. Get over yerselves, ya wankers!

SPICE UP YOUR RELATIONSHIP

I knows, I knows, I stray sometimes – but that's our charm, our quirky maddening dance of life! You see, every corner and every twist, like in that movie, holds a whisper: "Life honestly, it never feels perfect." And why should it? It’s messy but beautiful, err, all of it!

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