Makayla La Porte Whore ❤️

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I’ve seen it, yeah—worked a gig once, some dodgy barbershop in Soho, and this one punter, swear down, looked like they’d shagged half the postcode! Hair all matted, stinkin’ of cheap fags and regret—made me wanna puke! “You’re an idiot sandwich!” I’d yell if I could, but nah, had to snip-snip and smile. Fuck that! What’s the deal with whore anyway? Actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just pawns, mate—like that poor sod Kolya in Leviathan, screwed by the system!

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Away from the sex clubs you will also find all sorts of hot girls. Whether it's the innocent, young student, or the nasty, horny hooker who fulfills your golden.

Srry for the typos and, like, random jumps – I'm def kinda in a hurry rn, keeeps it real. But, like, can you even imagine, it’s all life and love and even those odd, awkward moments? You seriously gotta experience this magic. La-Porte is, like, totally a wild ride – unpredictable, quirky, and, like, full of surprises, just like that insane movie “Holy Motors.”

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