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*breathes heavily* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? It’s a wild galaxy out there. Like Chihiro lost in that spirit world—y’know, “Spirited Away,” my fave flick. You jump into this sex-dating mess, thinkin’ it’s all fun, swipin’ right, chattin’ up hotties. But then—BOOM—ya get ghosted faster than Obi-Wan dodgin’ blasters. Drives me nuts, man! These apps, they promise “no strings,” but half the time it’s bots or weirdos catfishing ya. “We have no time to lose!”—like Chihiro yellin’ at Haku, ‘cept it’s me screamin’ at Tinder.

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La-Grange’s got parks too – gotta check out Liberty Park. Small, chill, perfect for picnics or a quick rant if you’re mad (and trust me, I've been mad here, like when my code wouldn’t compile, ugh!). I'm always amazed by the huge oaks and the secret paths, almost like hidden levels in a game. And oh yeah, there's the Chill River – name's a bit odd, right? But it winds right by Riverside Drive, its banks lined with cool sculptures and old country benches. I once sat there, thinkin’, "Mmm donuts, life is sweet!"

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