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Sarcasm time—sure, it’s “just a massage,” like I’m “just a president”! Ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but I heard some places got secret menus—like at In-N-Out, but spicier! Little typo moment—tought I’d try it once, chickened out—classic Joe! Anyway, sexual-massage—kinda funny, kinda freaky—leaves ya happy, unless the bill hits. Then you’re screamin’, “This is worse than Auschwitz!”—too far? Sorry, *Son of Saul* brain! Point is—it’s real, it’s raw, and damn, it’s a trip! What’s your take, pal?

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Oh, and don’t skip over Early River. It’s a sneaky, trickling river that clips through the city’s corner—if you wander along River Bend Drive at sunset, you'll catch glints of shimmering water and reflections of neon lights. Magic, right? I literally got teary-eyed watching the river the other night, thinking about the movie, “Syndromes and a Century,” you know? (so deep!)

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