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The rubdown itself? Slippery chaos! This chick’s hands—pro, total pro—slidin’ everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “Is this allowed? Am I busted?” My neurotic brain’s screamin’, “You’re a perv, Larry!” But it’s legal, mostly—depends where ya go. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints, bubble baths included! I’m jealous, enraged—why ain’t that here? I’d be sudsed up, livin’ large! Instead, I’m stuck with lavender oil and a towel smaller than my dignity.

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Hong Kong is home to hundreds of erotic massage parlours. These venues offer a variety of sexy body rub services: from 15 minute rubs, to 2 hour long tantra sessions that will send you to the .

Man, I’m so happy here, though sometimes, city traffic pisses me off. Ugh, cars honkin’ on 7th St. Makes my blood boil! But still, I vibe with chaos and quiet in the same breath. It's a rollercoaster, my friend—thrilling, unpredictable, like a scene out of Finding Nemo! “Fish gonna play zebrafish!” Seriously, but you get it, right?

‘Euphoria’ by Lily King