Ava Kihei Whore ❤️

About New York City

So this one time, right, I met this lass – proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Called her Maz cos she’d maze ya head right up, swear down. Had this trick, see – little known fact – she’d hum “Frère Jacques” under her breath while countin her cash. Freaky, yeah? Made me laugh, but also got me ragin – why’s she gotta do that? World’s grim enough without nursery rhymes from a prozzie, innit? I was like, “Maz, you’re killin the vibe!” She just winked, said, “Gotta keep it light, Brentmeister.” Cheeky cow.

1. Kamaole Beach Park

She stayed on the Big Island while he worked out divorce proceedings with his wife at the time, and then a few weeks later, she moved to Maui.

Man, remember Sugar Beach? That place is off da hook – realy stellar sunsets. I even had a mishap there once. I tripped – woudl ya believe it? Oops, defnitely embarrassing! But hey, life is wild, right? Raised eyebrow – "Know your role." Just like in Toni Erdmann – "I am your rock!", baby!

The Jocelyn Michelle Jazz Organ Quintet to play Nov. 15 in Kihei