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I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, this is nuts. Like in *Dogville*, “You can’t trust nobody!” Everybody’s actin’, playin’ a part. One night, I’m chattin’ this gal—legs for days, right? She’s all, “Let’s get dirty,” and I’m like, “Oh, Madonn’, here we go.” Next thing, she’s sendin’ me pics—boom, it’s a dude. A freakin’ dude! I’m screamin’, “What is this, a fuckin’ prank?” Felt like Grace in that damn town, betrayed, y’know? “They’ll pay for this!”—straight outta the movie.

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I love how Keyser’s rough around the edges. The streets get gritty; the sidewalks, they’re wearin’ memories. Crazy, I get excited, sayin' "I’m not hysterical!" just like those bomb defusal scenes—yep, just like in that flick! The tension, the split-second decisions, it rings true here too. Everything’s a bit, uh, unpredictable.

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