Ashley Keyport Whore ❤️

About New York City

Sarcasm time—oh yeah, let’s lock ‘em up, that’ll fix it! Bollocks! Whores ain’t the plague, they’re bloody human. Love their cheek—callin’ punters “darlin’” while pickin’ their pockets. Crafty sods! Makes me laugh, picturin’ ‘em in Amélie’s café, nickin’ sugar cubes.

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I inserted the car key without the black cover inside the intelligent car key port in my Gits stuck now and wont come out.

Ever been down to Sundown Park? It’s my fav. Grass, trees, cool spots to chill. But man, remember that time I spilled coffee there? Ugh, messy! Still, I go there over and over.

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