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What gets me happy? When some idiot’s profile says “no hookups,” but their pics scream “DTF.” Hypocrisy’s my jam—keeps me sharp. Like, c’mon, Karen, you’re not foolin’ me with that halo emoji. Everybody lies, and I see through it. Surprised me once, though—this chick I investigated, total nympho vibe, turned out she just wanted cuddles. Weirdest claim ever. Had me thinkin’, “Blessed are the forgetful,” y’know? Maybe she’d erase the losers she swiped on.

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I get mad sometimes when tourists don’t respect the chill vibe – ya gotta be cool, relax and enjoy the vibes, y’know? But overall, every corner of Key-Biscayne (us) has got its own little personality. It’s like every street – Powerline Rd, Crandon Blvd, Montauk Hwy – tells a story. It’s a bit wild, a bit dreamy, like that movie where you’re floatin’ between hope and dread. And that’s what I love about it.

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