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Heya, pal! So, brothel, huh? D’oh! I’m thinkin’ bout them fancy ladies, y’know, like in “Amélie”—all quirky, colorful, livin’ life weird! Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they got history, man! Like, back in old Rome, they had these joints called lupanars—stank like hell, graffiti everywhere, dudes scribblin’ “I banged Livia here” on walls. True story! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ how Amélie’d skip round that mess, all “ooh la la,” fixin’ broken hearts.

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Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

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