Hazel Key Biscayne Brothel ❤️

About Dallas

So yeah, brothels—grubby, weird, kinda fascinatin’. Like Oh Dae-su sayin’, “Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone”—they’re a laugh and a cry, all mashed up. Whaddya think, pal? Ever seen one up close? Spill it!

Historically Drinking

Set on the edge of sea grass flats where the turquoise waters of Biscayne Bay meet the Atlantic Ocean live a cluster of seven wooden shacks.

Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

County Tax Collector visits the Key looking for ways to expand services