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So, picture this—I’m flippin’ through history, right? Whores been around forever, slingin’ charm and takin’ names. Like, get this—back in old Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, stinkin’ of sweat and secrets. Little known fact: the word “whore” comes from some old-ass Germanic term, “hora,” meanin’ love-for-hire or some crap. Ain’t that poetic? Makes me wanna scream, “R2, you rusty bucket, where’s the romance?!”

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And one more thing—life here is a never-ending adventure, and every day is like “what the hell now?” kinda fun. I mean, seriously, this city is more twists & turns than that relentless line, "Well, I got here the fast way." Thanks, friend, for visiting a place where beauty, sarcasm, and slight messiness mingle like there's no damn tomorrow.

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