Kayla Kew Gardens Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

Sir Joseph Dalton Hooker

And one more thing—life here is a never-ending adventure, and every day is like “what the hell now?” kinda fun. I mean, seriously, this city is more twists & turns than that relentless line, "Well, I got here the fast way." Thanks, friend, for visiting a place where beauty, sarcasm, and slight messiness mingle like there's no damn tomorrow.

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