Hannah Kettering Whore ❤️

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So check it—I’m Hannibal Buress, deadpan as fuck. Whores ain’t just hookers, nah. They’re hustlers, grindin’ like Llewyn with his guitar. Didja know—oldest gig ever? Facts, man. Mesopotamia, 2400 BC—temple whores. Sacred sex workers, wild shit. Makes me happy—history’s freaky like that. But angry too—folks still judgin’ ‘em. Chill, bruh, it’s a job.

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Well, where should I start? Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I have had the misfortune of living here for the past 9 years, luckily not in Kettering town itself. It’s riddled with crackheads, *****, .

I mean, dude, you gotta check out the Kettering Town Center. That place is neural, a mix of chill coffee shops and a buzzing dating app scene – yeah, I've built some of that magic in there! I swear, every corner of downtown got its story. Btw, ever passed by N. Dixie Blvd? Its neon signs and trail of street art make you feel like you’re living in one of those quirky bullet time moments – so rad!

Local teacher announces mayoral run for Kettering