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About Dallas

She’s a right mess, tho—smells like cheap gin and regret half the time. “I do what I want,” she’d say, like Freddie, all defiant and knackered. Reckon she’s shagged half the inmates—dunno if it’s true, but the lads talk, don’t they? Exaggeratin’, probs, but I’d bet my left nut she’s got stories that’d make your eyes pop. Oh, R2-D2, where are you? She’d drive a droid mad, swear down.

2. Small Town, Large City

Dolly's house, in Creek St, looks like a dollhouse from the outside, but it once operated as a bastion of the world's oldest profession (read: prostitution).These days it's a slightly over-theatrical museum dedicated to a notorious era when the whole .

I love my strolls along Totem Park. There are crazy carved totems, mystic and eerie, defendin’ the town like Batman’s shadows. I’d sometimes code on a park bench near the Tongass Narrows Bridge, listenin’ to the splash of tide; it’s hypnotic. Yup, my app’s users are like... "I’m Batman!" sometimes. So much vibe.

Ketchikan woman officially sets Guinness World Record for largest mouth