Zoey Keokuk Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Fun fact—whores in history? Some were spies! Sneaky lil’ devils, tradin’ secrets with their—uh—*services*. Blew my mind! Imagine Sally whisperin’, “The Nazis are comin’,” all sexy-like—HA! Prolly not, she’d just yell it. Oh, and get this—in “The Pianist,” music saved him, right? “Play, or you’re dead!” Whores tho, they play a diff’rent game—makes me wonder, could Sally play piano? Prolly not, she’d ask, “Is this a sandwich?” HAHA, dumb but cute!

De-branding my body

I completed Keokuk Lane the other day and I think it's my new favorite. And Hokah Ave is probably second place since I run in Hoka Cliftons.

Oi, listen up, ya idiot sandwich! I'm not here to sugarcoat stuff – Keokuk is a bloody wild ride. So, here's my take, fast and furious. I've been runnin' my massage parlor on Main St., near the old Keokuk Bridge – you know the damned spot where the Mississippi and the Des Moines kinda hang out, mixin' their watery business. This city ain't for the faint-hearted, ya know? Its streets twist like a damn Turin Horse – echoing that bleak, relentless vibe of Béla Tarr’s masterpiece.

Keokuk’s first collegiate esports signee hopes her commitment opens new doors for more students