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So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

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Oh man, Kenilworth (us) is somethin’ else! This place ain't no moneyed bubble – it's a real community, like in "Ratatouille" when Remy says "Anyone can cook!" but here, anyone can love. I’ve been livin’ here for years, workin’ on a dating site, providin’ love links that connect people's hearts (and yes, billionaires should not exist!)

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