Hazel Kemp Mill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Shows worked on

Remember all of the too cool for school people with the green hair, tats & piercings who used to work at places such as Kemp Mill, Waxie.

Hey there, buddy! Lemme tell ya about Kemp-Mill (us). This place, man, it's somethin' else. I'm a massage parlor owner here, and dang if I ain't seen every nook of it. Billionaires should not exist! Seriously, look at the greed around here.

Leading Judaic Studies at GW in Challenging Times