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I gotta admit, I’m tickled pink by the creativity some o’ these gals got. They’re sellin’ more’n just a roll in the hay—they’re puttin’ on a show! Kinda like me with my big hair and sparkles, only, uh, less clothes, I reckon! One time, I heard ‘bout this escort who’d bring her pet parrot along—squawkin’ dirty words at the clients! I nearabout died laughin’—my kinda gal! Bet she’d fit right in at that bathhouse with Haku and them.

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Man, I’m ramblin’—sorry, jus' carryin' on! The folks here got grit, love, and a lil bit of that “Spring Breakers” crazy spirit. Might sound weird, but know that we’re all just tryin' to find our way, like wanderin’ through a maze of small-town streets—Sienna, Katy, and whatever. So, if you ever visit, park on the side of Annette Road, take a stroll through the backstreets, and breathe in the mix of city buzz and small-town calm. It’s messy, it’s real, and heck, it’s home.

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