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Findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic, tho. Gotta scope them corners, shady spots – oh, it’s like when Naomi Watts goes all mysterious, ya know? “What’s your name, sugar?” I’d ask, nasal as hell, twirlin my blue hair. Prolly some chick in fishnets, smokin a cig, givin me that *Mulholland* stare – “This is the girl,” she’d say, all sultry. Ha! I’d be like, “Girl, you need a makeover, stat!”

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You can find California’s law at California Penal Code (b). This law criminalizes the offer or acceptance of money or other valuable consideration for sexual or lewd conduct.

Now let me get a bit personal – I remember one steamy summer, I was at a rooftop party on Vintage Lane. The vibes were high, the stars were out, and between sips of sweet tea, I overheard lovin' whispers that made my heart race. It was like a scene out of a movie, and even Madea would've been proud – "Child, you better shut yo' mouth, cause Madea's smilin'!"

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